With the right investment grade trained Arabian hunting falcon or falcon derivative financial product, things don’t have to fall apart. The center *can* hold. Falcons always hear the cry of the falconer, keeping a tight, stable gyre.Financialized Falconry, 2nd Ed, Emirate Royal Press, 1954

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