Trained Arabian Hunting Falcons

With the right investment grade trained Arabian hunting falcon or falcon derivative financial product, things don’t have to fall apart. The center *can* hold. Falcons always hear the cry of the falconer, keeping a tight, stable gyre.

Financialized Falconry, 2nd Ed, Emirate Royal Press, 1954

UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance is a Bird Brokerage licensed to conduct transaction in Bird and in Bird-backed securities, derivatives, and other similarly-regulated business in exchanges on all eight continents, with headquarters in Dubai, Boston, Transnistria/Abkhazia, Ashgabat, Panama, Pyonyang*, Chicago, Brasilia, Ordos, China, Kowloon Walled City, Hong Kong, and, for regulatory purposes, the former South American colony of Fordlandia.

POSTING: Looking for licensed falconers who also possess knowledge of securities transactions to head regional trading desks spanning all eight continents of the globe. An intense interest in birds and synthetic bird derivatives is all that is required.

In the UAE, you need to apprentice for two years under a master grade falconer. During your apprenticeship, you are permitted to possess up to two red tail hawks or four peregrine falcons at any one time. But you can pool the birds with other apprentices to make quite the aviary!

To qualify, a prospective falconer must apprentice for two years under a master grade falconer. During your apprenticeship, you are permitted to possess up to two red tail hawks or four peregrine falcons at any one time. But you can pool the birds with other apprentices to make quite the aviary!

It is against the law to train falcons to kill on command. As a licensed falcon dealer, we can provide speculative information only. Unless you are a qualified governmental or military agency, we cannot sell you a falcon for the purpose of murder.